Usually people call me a nerd because I do good in school, but I'm not. I'm a geek. What's that? There's no difference? Tsk tsk. Nerds are people who do good in school, have their pants up to their chest, have some acne (what's that you say? Go here), and their goal in life is to do something useful in the world. But geeks like me, we do things that are totally useless. Go to the Guide to a GEEK section for more information.